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EXCLUSIVE: Suri Cruise Birth Certificate - TMZ.com
Liked it Apr 27, 1:45pm 2 reviews http://www.tmz.com/2006/07/10/exclusi...
I think I'm getting a little too obsessed with Scientology (prompted by the Anonymous protests, next one on May 10th), so much so that I've become intrigued by the latest Tom Cruise rumour.



As if it's not enough that people suggest (scurrilously) that he's gay, and that he's got mild holoprosencephaly (note only three top incisors in the photo), there's a popular suggestion that Suri Cruise isn't Tom's kid.



The rumour goes that Katie Holmes was already pregnant by Chris Klein when TomKat got together, and that the end of Katie Holmes' pregnancy was faked to hide the timings. The suggestion is that Tom is infertile due to holoprosencephaly, or doesn't want to risk birthing a cyclops.



Allegedly they only let the media see baby Suri a few months after her apparent birth, as it would have been obvious she wasn't a newborn earlier. A more lurid suggestion (appearing in Andrew Morton's unauthorised biography) is that Suri was conceived from L. Ron Hubbard's frozen sperm, something Karin Powe, Public Affairs Director of the Church of Scientology was quick to dismiss.



It has also been suggested that Tom Cruise's adopted daughter Isabella bears a striking resemblance to David Miscavige, top bod of Scientology...


Added into this mix is Suri's birth certificate. This was returned late, and it isn't signed by either parent, but by a mysterious 'friend'.



People say the signature is illegible, but blowing it up I thought it looked like "C Jesson". I did some Googling, and there is a Scientologist called Colin Jesson. Surely not a coincidence. There is an Amazon profile for a "C Jesson" who has two children, as does Colin Jesson. C Jesson lives in Santa Ana, not far from Santa Monica where Suri was apparently born. Intriguing...

It's not surprising that the Scientologists may have been involved in the events around Suri's birth, but this is some tantalising potential confirmation.